60 total cards
58 message cards, 1 cover card, 1 instruction card
For the "Here and Now"
Coated
Each card measures approx. 3"x 5"
Funny Oracle Cards for Connection & Raw Relationship Insight
Warning: This deck is not for the faint of heart.
🖤 60 edgy oracle cards made for couples who crave real talk and raw connection
🧠 Designed to spark deep convos, shadow work, or those “Are we okay?” moments
🤣 A hilarious, no-BS alternative to sappy relationship decks and boring love advice
🎁 Perfect gift for partners, lovers, or any duo that needs truth bombs with a side of sass
Why Rebel Deck Couples Edition is a No-Nonsense Relationship Tool
You’re craving clarity without the fluffy couple's jargon.
You want spiritual tools with edge and a healthy dose of humor.
You’re done with generic affirmations and need real talk.
You need something that’ll call you out AND make you laugh.
Pull a card. Call each other out. Then go love harder.
What’s Inside the Rebel Deck Couples Edition?
The Rebel Deck Couples Edition includes 60 total cards: 58 message cards that speak the truth, 1 cover card, and 1 instruction card to help you get started. Made from premium 330gsm black core card stock, each card measures 2.75" x 4.75" — easy to shuffle, easy to pull. The shrink-wrapped matte tuck box keeps your deck looking sharp. This deck makes a unique gift for your partner, your bestie, or anyone who needs a little relationship truth served with a side of sass.
Who Should Get the Rebel Deck Couples Edition?
You’re tired of sugar-coated advice and want real relationship guidance.
You’re looking for tools that will challenge your connection and spark deep conversations.
You want something that’s not just “feel-good” fluff, but honest and hilarious feedback.
You need a deck that will call you both out and lift you up.
60 Bold, Edgy Oracle Cards
The Rebel Deck Couples Edition comes with 60 cards, each one packed with brutal honesty and sharp, no-nonsense advice. Perfect for deep relationship reflection, shadow work, or just cutting through the BS. These cards aren’t afraid to challenge you and your partner — and they’ll probably make you laugh out loud while doing it.
No Instructions Needed – Just Pull a Card
Forget guidebooks and complicated instructions. With Rebel Deck Couples Edition, you just pull a card, read it, and get real. Whether it’s a serious question or a hilarious truth bomb, the deck delivers immediate clarity and instant connection — no fluff, no filters.
Grab Your Rebel Deck Couples Edition Today
The Rebel Deck Couples Edition is the ultimate relationship sidekick for couples who are tired of the same-old advice. If you’re ready for some real talk, real laughs, and real growth, grab your deck and let the tough love begin.
Order now and level up your connection, one savage card at a time.
The Rebel Deck Couples Edition was created by an acupuncturist and healer, designed for couples who are done with fluffy advice and want something real. As a wife, a busy mom of three and a passionate creator, she knows that relationships need more than just affirmations and positivity — they need raw, real, and sometimes funny guidance that sparks real change. Whether you’re looking to deepen your connection or simply get a good laugh, the Rebel Deck Couples Edition delivers no-nonsense clarity with a side of sass. Start each day with a card that challenges your relationship and moves you forward — no fluff, just the truth.