Funny Oracle Cards for Self-Discovery & Daily Guidance
Warning: This deck is not for the faint of heart.
The Rebel Deck Original Edition is the OG that started it all — raw, real, and funny AF. These 60 blunt-as-hell oracle cards serve up savage clarity, bold truth bombs, and zero spiritual fluff. Whether you’re navigating a life crisis, need some quick guidance, or just want a laugh, this deck cuts through the noise with attitude.
Why Rebel Deck Original Edition is the Perfect Self-Reflection Tool
🖤 60 edgy oracle cards packed with honest AF messages
🧠 Designed for daily self-reflection, shadow work, or “WTF do I do now?” moments
🤣 A hilarious, no-BS alternative to traditional tarot and affirmation cards
🎁 Perfect gift for the spiritual-ish, the burnt-out, or anyone who needs a wake-up call
Pull a card. Own your sh*t. 
What’s Inside the Rebel Deck Original Edition?
The deck includes 60 total cards: 58 message cards that tell it like it is, 1 cover card, and 1 instruction card because we all need a little direction.
It’s made with premium 330gsm black core card stock, giving it that smooth, luxe feel. Each card measures 2.75" x 4.75", making them easy to shuffle and pull. Your new paper bestie comes in a shrink-wrapped matte tuck box. 
This deck makes a unique gift, perfect for anyone who needs a laugh, a wake-up call, or both.
Who Should Get the Rebel Deck?
You’re craving clarity — without the woo-woo.
You want spiritual tools with edge and sass.
You’re done with fluffy affirmations and ready for real talk.
You need something that’ll call you out AND lift you up.
60 Bold, Edgy Oracle Cards
The Rebel Deck is packed with 60 full-color cards, each one delivering sharp, candid guidance. No sugar-coating, no spiritual jargon — just brutal honesty and laugh-out-loud moments. This deck is your new best friend for self-awareness, shadow work, and manifesting your next big move.
Give the Gift of Sass
Ready to make someone’s day? Rebel Deck comes in bold, eye-catching packaging that speaks to your vibe. Whether it’s a birthday, a spiritual awakening, or just because, this deck makes an epic gift for the rebel in your life.
No Instructions Needed – Just Pull a Card
Forget trying to decipher a guidebook. With Rebel Deck, you get instant guidance — no instructions, no fluff. Just pull a card and let it call you out or lift you up. Trust us, it works. 
Grab Your Rebel Deck Today
This deck is the ultimate spiritual sidekick for rebels, misfits, and truth-seekers. Whether you're pulling daily cards or dragging yourself out of an existential funk, this deck gets it — and it’s got you.
Grab yours now and give your intuition the mic (with a little side-eye and a lot of swearing).
The Rebel Deck Original Edition isn’t just another deck of oracle cards — it’s a movement I created as an acupuncturist and healer, designed for those who want more than typical spiritual advice. As a busy mom of three and a passionate creator, I know what it’s like to need real guidance without the fluff. These cards deliver raw, real, and sometimes funny guidance that will challenge your perspective and spark action. Whether you’re deep in the weeds of self-reflection or just need a laugh on a bad day, the Rebel Deck is here to guide you with no-nonsense truths and just the right amount of sass. Start each day with a card that will give you the tough love you need to move forward — no fluff, no filters, just the truth.